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2026-08-24T19:08:13.000Z #1
Yesterday evening, my wife and I settled into bed. She remarked on how pleasant it will be to have our only child come back home tomorrow after her first year of college. She also mentioned how much she has appreciated the freedom around the house since he left for school last August.
I agreed, noting that life would shift—becoming “more normal” once she is back under our roof.
My wife then asked, “What will her first day back be like as a returning sophomore?”
I grabbed my Android phone and checked the college calendar on their website. I told her it’s August 25th—one hundred and two days from now.
She rolled over and said, “That’s going to feel like forever for you being locked up without an orgasm… isn’t that right?”
I swallowed hard.:shock: