Prince Alberts: What Was Your Experience Like?

I’d love to hear from anyone here who has gone through the process: what was it like getting a prince albert? I’ve been wanting one for some time. Mrs Sprockett has pretty much declared that under no circumstances will she allow me to get one, which leaves us with a chance:lol:

I don’t mind the urethra insertion; I’ve done limited sounding before, so that part is fine (plus there’s orajel and other numbing agents for the tip and tube). But then there’s the psychological side of it, plus the actual pain. I had a vasectomy years ago, and to get ready, I basically got absolutely plastered on procedure morning. All I recall was some pulling sensation and everyone staring at my bare bits. It didn’t last long, followed by a couple of days with frozen peas and shuffling around.

If the FDA weren’t so stingy about medications like lidocaine, I’m sure I could have it done with very little pain, though that seems unlikely these days. You can buy topical cream, but finding injectables is nearly impossible, and I’d rather not have the DEA knocking on my door. My back-and-chest tattoo wraps around me, and yes, it hurt at times. But that’s different from having a sharp tube poking your member…

So what was your experience like? Good, bad, indifferent, or terrible?…