Playing Sports While Wearing a Jailer's Bird

I’m a week into using my CB6000 and things are going smoothly. However, since I play sports, I already realize this will present some challenges.

Because I sometimes only see my girlfriend or mistress on weekends, it’s definitely turning into a 24/7 situation for me. Most of the advice here suggests the jailbird is ideal for constant wear, but does anyone have specific experience with doing sports while wearing one?

The Holy Trainer seems like what I need, yet there are two concerns: first, cleaning up while locked away for such long periods looks difficult; and second, if I’m going to spend that much money, the JB might be a better choice after all.

Still, wearing a jailbird does sound like it could mean saying goodbye to my football days (I’m a goalkeeper who dives around quite a bit).

Any thoughts?