Introductions discussion

I’ve been in the Loris #9 for nine days and had to remove it because both sides of my epididymis swelled up. I managed to put the ring back on by threading one ball and my penis through first, then pushing the second ball through—that’s the correct way to get it off as well; you just pull your penis out and force a ball loose. The all-encompassing ring is tricky for me though; it always causes pain. The cage itself fits perfectly with no issues at all, leaving zero room for an erection. It squashes erections without any trouble. Urination works fine and circulation isn’t cut off thanks to the good tube design. However, that God Damned ring is a hassle: I can’t tighten or loosen it further because it needs to support the whole unit. If it presses on my piercing, it hurts intensely. It weighs 9 ounces, which makes me wonder how you all handle such a heavy ring; your bodies must be different from mine.