Urinating Outdoors Amongst Nature

I came to a deeper understanding today of what women experience when they need to urinate outside. I was out mountain biking in the woods and had an urgent need to go, with no restrooms nearby since I was several miles from the trailhead. With nobody around close by, I decided to do what had to be done: squatting down like a woman. It proved more challenging than I thought; I had to manage my shorts so they wouldn’t get wet and stick my backside out further to ensure the stream didn’t hit them. I shared this with my wife, who laughed hard and remarked, “You really love me!”