It Just Got Real

We all know those days when our partners think we can’t do anything right. I was getting a solid scolding about my mistakes until she threw this at me: “Don’t come with excuses that your testicles are heavy; keep it up and they’ll stay full for ages!” This wasn’t part of some game or just her being petulant. It was a proper, old-school reprimand, completely unrelated to sex. I didn’t argue much after that. My chastity seems to have become another tool in her arsenal.