Picking up kinky Christmas presents for your partner?

Under our tree sits a fresh paddle and Key Chain labeled “Keyholder” for my wife. She’s been holding the keys to me for seven days now, mostly leaving hers tucked away in a drawer. Lately she’s taken up paddling my backside when I annoy her—like pestering her for an orgasm. We still have some toys from our former partner, but it felt right to get my wife something that doesn’t carry the weight of past memories.