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“Fifty Shades of Grey Hair”
The wife picked up a Paperback at Dymocks, on Saturday, I took a peek inside her bag; It was “fifty shades of grey”. I just let it be, and went to bed by ten. An hour later she showed up; The sight filled me with dread…..
She held a rope in her left hand; And clutched a whip in her right! She tossed them onto the floor, Then started stripping down. Fifty years or so back; I might have been bold enough to peek; But Doris hasn’t aged gracefully; She turns eighty-four next week.
Watching Doris hump and grind; Could not have looked much worse. Things went from bad to worse; As she toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back up on her feet; A couple of minutes later, She put her teeth in… And declared that I must dominate her!! Now if you knew our Doris, You’d see just why I spluttered. I had spent two months in traction for the last complaint I’d muttered.
There she stood nude and naked; Bent forward slightly ….. I thought oh hell, stretched out my foot, and stepped on her left tit! Doris screamed; her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted: “Step on the other one”!!
Well readers, I can’t tell no more about what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair,… Turned “fifty shades of Grey”.