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2026-08-28T19:09:09.000Z #1
After a restless night I felt pretty miserable and was asking myself why on earth I had decided to strap this ridiculous device onto me. My spirits weren’t lifted by waking up to the morning rush rather than my alarm clock. As I lay there feeling low, the alarm went off and that song came through… Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones.
“I can’t get no satisfaction? Well you and me both!”
After a good laugh, I finally dragged myself out of bed wondering what other tunes would suit those in chastity. If anyone has suggestions, please let us know.