Holiday Time in the Cage

My wife, who holds the key to my cage, and I reached our holiday destination last night for a two-week stay. Once we had checked in, we took a stroll along a path leading to a river bridge. The railings were covered with thousands of padlocks bearing engraved personal notes. It seems visitors attach these locks there before tossing their keys into the water below. “That gives me an idea”, she said. She reached into her pocket, pulled out my cage key and immediately tossed it into the stream! I felt a rush of excitement mixed with fear like never before!