Difficulties with wearing a device? discussion

Hi everyone, I’m not quite certain where this discussion fits. It happened to me, and I suspect others have experienced it too. I needed to attend a meeting on the fourth floor of an office building, so I took the elevator. Being among the first passengers, I stood at the rear. My CB6000 was locked securely in position, supported by a pair of nylon high-cut bikini panties that kept everything stable.

An older woman, around her late thirties, entered ahead of me along with several others. The elevator halted on the second floor; she began to exit but then realized she had made an error. She stepped out, confirmed it wasn’t the fourth floor, and re-entered while walking backward into me. Our bodies collided, producing a distinct thump as her body struck the hard plastic tube of my device. She murmured ‘excuse me,’ though I believe she definitely felt the impact. Turning around with a slight blush, she smiled and said, ‘Well, good morning, young man.’ Embarrassed, I blushed and muttered back, ‘Good morning.’

I was wondering if this has happened to others as well—what are your thoughts?